Critter 9.27.22

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Birds, Climate Change, Florida, Hurricane, Safety, storms

“Hurricane coming to Florida. We are not amused.”

Stay safe. Everyone.

COVID Critter 3-6-22

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Animals, Birds, Color, COVID, critters, Ukraine

“Sometimes color speaks louder than words.”

COVID Critter 1-18-22

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Birds, COVID, critters, Puffins, Safety

“If I can walk on water, you humans can get to the other side of this virus thing. Seriously.”

COVIC Critter 12-15-21

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Animals, Birds, COVID, critters, Safety

“Listen up, humans. I have it on good authority that Darwin is spinning in his grave. You think you’re the most intelligent species on the planet? Well, start acting like it. Stop following quacks and charlatans and an orange would-be tinpot dictator. I’d say you’re being lemmings, but that’s an insult to my little rodent friends. Listen to the scientists and doctors who actually know what they’re talking about. Use your own common sense: get your shots, use precautions, and look after your weak and elderly. CARE about each other. It’s self-preservation, for Horus’s sake! Enough of all this BS. Enough!”

COVID Critter 10-31-21

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Animals, Birds, COVID, critters, Halloween, Parrots, Safety, Samhain

“The vampire finches were beak-deep in boobie blood and refused to show. So you get me. I may not be super spooky, but my name – Dracula Parrot – certainly fits the season.

Happy Halloween, humans. Keep safe.”

COVID Critter 5-17-21

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Animals, Birds, COVID, critters, Frogmouth, Safety, Vaccines

“Hey! I don’t care if you think I’m inter-webs photogenic.

Just wake up and get vaccinated. OK?”

COVID Critter 5-16-21

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Animals, Birds, COVID, critters, Eagles, Safety, Vaccines

“Come on, folks. Line up for those vaccines! I’m watching you.”

COVID Critter 5-11-21

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Animals, Birds, COVID, critters, Humor, Safety, Vaccines

“Listen: You’re fed up with safety precautions. Me, too. It’s been over a year and that feels like an eternity. I get it.

But it’s not just about you. It’s not just about me.

I’m talking All Wings on Deck Time.

So stop being selfish and thinking me-me-me-short-term. Get a vaccine when you can, and be careful. That’s the way forward for all of us. If you can’t do that, just stand back. Far back.”

COVID Critter 5-4-21

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Animals, Birds, COVID, critters, Puffins, Safety, Vaccines

“So grateful for vaccines. I’ve missed you.”

COVID Critter 4-27-21

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Animals, Birds, COVID, critters, Endangered species, Kakapo, Safety

“So, look: It’s not fun waking up every morning and feeling like the Universe is out to get you. I know.

But you humans are luckier than us Kakapos. You just have to get your shots and use your heads. Oh, and leave me and mine alone, ok?”