COVID Critter 10-25-21

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“Hey, hey, hey, all you big-mouth humans. Around the world, almost 7 billion – that’s Billion with a B – doses of COVID vaccine have been given. No longer ‘experimental.’ It’s safe, it works. Hell, you’re more likely to meet me on a summer swim than have a serious reaction. So just close your traps and get your shots. OK?”

COVID Critter 10-24-21

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“It’s that time of year when all things spooky come out to play. For my part, I just want you humans to know I’m keeping an eye on you. You’re running out of chances to pull it together, you know. And the rest of us are running out of time.”

COVID Critter 10-21-21

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“Mom, are you going to the school board meeting tonight?”

“Yes, dear. Have to stand up to all the nonsense and lies about curriculum and getting shots. Can’t let idiocy rule in schools.”

“You will be careful, won’t you?”

“Of course, little one. They’d have to be great fools to cross me.”