COVID Critter 10-28-21

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Animals, Bats, COVID, critters, Halloween, Safety

“Would you two-legs kindly stop blaming us for your f#@k-ups. I mean, just imagine if we weren’t here. Insects would rule the world. Let that sink in. Then go get your shots and leave us alone.”

COVID Critter 10-27-21

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Animals, COVID, critters, Halloween, Safety

“Oh, so you think I’m scary, eh? Dangerous, even? Well, looks can be deceiving. And at least you can see me coming. Not like some viruses I could mention. Be smart, my friends, and know what to truly fear.”

COVID Critter 10-26-21

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Animals, COVID, critters, Goblin Sharks, Humor, Safety

“I may not wear a mask, but a face like this keeps the rest of you at a distance. And my kind have been around for 125 million years. Hey, whatever works, right?

And my mother loves me. No matter what you think.

COVID Critter 10-25-21

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Animals, COVID, critters, Gulper eels, Safety, Vaccines

“Hey, hey, hey, all you big-mouth humans. Around the world, almost 7 billion – that’s Billion with a B – doses of COVID vaccine have been given. No longer ‘experimental.’ It’s safe, it works. Hell, you’re more likely to meet me on a summer swim than have a serious reaction. So just close your traps and get your shots. OK?”

COVID Critter 10-24-21

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Animals, COVID, critters, Gecko, Halloween, Safety, Samhain

“It’s that time of year when all things spooky come out to play. For my part, I just want you humans to know I’m keeping an eye on you. You’re running out of chances to pull it together, you know. And the rest of us are running out of time.”

COVID Critter 10-23-21

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Animals, COVID, critters, Haircuts

“I know things have gotten better, but no haircuts here. Winter’s coming on. Besides, shaggy is chic, don’t you know?”

“You tell ’em, my humpy-critter friend.”

COVID Critter 10-22-21

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Animals, Bears, COVID, critters, loss, Safety

“So, humans…You’ve lost so many known and unknown souls – all loved by someone, somewhere.

Now Colin Powell.

Is anyone famous enough for you all to band together and do the smart thing to stop this?”

COVID Critter 10-21-21

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Animals, COVID, critters, Lions, Safety, Schools, Science

“Mom, are you going to the school board meeting tonight?”

“Yes, dear. Have to stand up to all the nonsense and lies about curriculum and getting shots. Can’t let idiocy rule in schools.”

“You will be careful, won’t you?”

“Of course, little one. They’d have to be great fools to cross me.”

COVID Critter 10-20-21

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Animals, COVID, critters, Marmots, Otters, Safety

“Ivan told me your numbers are getting better. Again.

The question is, will they stay that way and have you all learned anything? Hmmm???”

COVID Critter 10-19-21

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Animals, COVID, critters, Perspective, Safety, Sloths

“Ahhhh. Your crazy world looks so much better this way.”